WTB: Vetements Definition Hoodie
Before we get into this WTB, this is how you pronounce Vetements >
Have you ever wanted to buy a thousand dollar hoodie that is super big and also gives a shoutout to the dictionary? Well, actually I never would have thought I wanted that until I saw Vetement's SS/16 definition hoodie. I actually was introduced to this hoodie by the hoodie God himself, Zach Storm (@zatchstorm). Zach has two Vetements hoodies that he lets us wear to stunt and pretend we are rich (very clutch homie). However, I remember him telling me how badly he wanted this hoodie in particular as soon as it released.
“ It’s a hoodie that has the definition of hoodie embroidered on the fucking back! I fucking need it!”
This hoodie is fucking hilarious. I appreciate the sense of humor Demna Gvasalia has. He was like, "Let's make this big ass hoodie that defines what a hoodie is, and we can sell it for a rack, and it will be hilarious!" There are a couple reasons I like this hoodie besides the obvious. This hoodie is so large, you can literally gain 20 pounds and no one would even notice. So sit back in style and stuff your face, because now you don't have to worry about your physic. This hoodie also allows you to wave your arms around like one of those wacky inflatable things you see at car dealerships. Lastly, you will look like someone who actually reads the dictionary, since you care about definitions so much. So if you want to seem smarter and flex on your friends by buying a thousand dollar hoodie that defines the garment you are wearing be my guest (link below). Just make sure you pronounce the fucking brand name right!!!!