WTB: Helmut Lang Mummy Pants
This week's WTB involves on of the most recognizable Helmut Lang archival pieces in existence. The "mummy pants," feature a slim denim base with layers of bondage straps that surround your legs like a fucking anaconda. What is better than not being able to walk up a flight of stairs because your jeans are holding you back? Well it might be a struggle to walk, move and maybe even breathe, but these jeans are what you would consider "God Level." The all black version is a lot more subtle (if that is possible) than the white variation, so this pair will get a little more wear, even though these are still no where near practical. These jeans are a walking anxiety attack. People will be so scared and confused as to why you can't properly walk down the street. But fuck all of that, these jeans are absolute heat. These jeans are one of those pieces that eventually ends up in a museum. So in the event you want to own a piece of fashion history, we provided the link below. But be sure to practice walking in these before actual wear them in public.