So the asshole who usually writes these (Ian Campbell) is on a week vacation, so I am filling in for him in this week's subpar WTB. This week we have a pair of Rick Owens DRKSHDW Memphis Waxed Panelled denim. My mans Rick usually produces this pant every year with slight differences, so don't worry about hunting hard for these ones, just worry about having enough dough to cop. I chose this item because I was scrolling through the Grailed Market place, and realized that I fucking need these jeans/pants, whatever the fuck you want to call them. I am also a huge Rick Owens stan, so I am constantly lurking the internet for all things Rick Owens. For example, I recently bought this tee from 07', that features Rick blowing his brains out, which is pretty fucking lit. 

These waxed panelled denim are part Hot Topic, part Mad Max, and part Darth Vader, if that even makes any sense whatsoever. They have pockets that are flipped inside out, and they have a cross over crotch guard, which is sweet for protecting you dick when your girlfriend realizes you spent your entire date money on these jeans. They are also pretty stretchy, so all of your weed smoking and pizza eating won't hinder you from squeezing into these joints. So in the event you want to end your relationship over a pair of jeans, you can cop here. Just make sure if you get another girlfriend, you "Rick" her down.