Look fuckers, I know for a FACT you all fuck with my mans Raf Simons. Maybe you copped a pair of Ozweegos last fall so you could finally rack up 26 likes on Instagram or maybe, rather than moving out of your parents house, you’re about to cop a parka with some lame flowers on the back. Either way, you’ve likely had a taste of the Simons flavored Kool-aid everyone seems to be #sipping these days. Well put down that Styrofoam and take a moment to appreciate one of the rarest pieces in the Raf Game.
 

     I’m talking about this shit right here, the AW 2003-2004 Joy Division biker. Everyone loves that Joy Division wave joint. People put that shit on everything fam, and here is it on the back of a jacket. Everyone knows the back of a jacket is the place to be. I’m sure you’re rocking back and forth rn, cradling your Macbook and imagining all the different ways you’ll stunt on your dozens of haters at recess. You may even be asking yourself “W2C?” or some other similarly inane shit. The thing is, this thing is soooooo fucking rare. David Casavant doesn't even have one, and he has literally everything else.

     But don’t worry, with the power of Google, I’ve done all I can to plug you lames with this certified banger. Lucky for you, dear reader, some rando in Japan who can’t seem to afford more than one fucking light bulb for his apartment has this shit; and it’s for sale. Now that the hard part of finding the thing is out of the way, all you need to do is ask your dad to sell all of his shares in whatever company makes safety scissors and fork over the cool $36,426.70 ($3,999,980 Yen) this dude’s asking for, and the piece is yours. Just make sure you get that tracking number.